…at the expense of others.

1. Write “X BURIED TREASURE” in
random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps

2. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy
assassination/UFO/O.J. Simpson conspiracy
theories.

3. Light road flares on a BDay cake
4. Wander around a restaurant asking
other diners for their parsley.

5. As much as possible, skip
rather than walk

November 13, 2014 at 8:00 am |  

keep it down
…lest you awaken the beast