…at the expense of others
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1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to everyone that you “like it that way”.

2. Drum on every available surface.

3. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

4. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.

5. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.