Installment #4 of Ways to amuse
at the expense of
1. Set alarms for random times
2. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking”
3. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
4. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the
5. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire neighborhood streets.